WTF Alert: Mary-Kate Olsen’s Wedding Theme Will Make You Gag!
Have you ever heard of a cigarette-themed wedding, darlings? Because when Mary-Kate Olsen got hitched to her beau of three years, Olivier Sarkozy, on Black Friday 2015, this was her choice of decor.
Eschewing the traditional peonies, roses, and twinkling lights, the happy couple chose a rather different theme for their intimate ceremony: lung cancer.
“There were bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night,” revealed one guest who is probably now suffering from emphysema.
This mystery source also mentioned that the vow exchange and subsequent dinner party were both held at a private residence and guests were required to turn in their cell phones.
Now, yes, Olivier is a Frenchman (the brother of the former French PM, Nicolas Sarkozy to be exact) and at 46 years old, is from a generation where it was considered tres chic to chain smoke. BUT COME ON — this is just revolting and nauseating on so many levels. Weddings should smell of cake, fresh floral arrangements, and possibilities– not thick, stale clouds of toxins and decay.
And may we please discuss how these two reside in a $13 million brownstone in NYC and clearly choose to destroy it with cig smoke? I mean, do you people even bother to use a proper toilet or do you just do your business right there on the hardwood? Really, what is the difference?
Is this the most terrible and off-putting wedding you can possibly imagine? Or is there something kind of cosmopolitan and glamorous about their devotion to nicotine?
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